Joke - Recently, our 19-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job...

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Recently, our 19-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an afternoon filling out application forms, leaving them on the kitchen table to finish later. As I walked by, a section of the application on top jumped out at me. Under “Previous Employment” she wrote, “Baby Sitting.” In answer to “Reason for Leaving,” she replied, “Parents came home.”

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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Original Source: Reader’s Digest