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"Sky-high gas prices have more commuters switching to employer-subsidized transportation—and loving it"

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"The Hunting Party" is written and directed by Richard Shepard, based on a true story as originally told in an Esquire article, “What I Did on My Summer Vacation” by Scott Anderson, starring Richard Gere (Simon Hunt), Terrence Howard (Duck), and Jesse Eisenberg (Benjamin) as the protagonists. Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and the Weinstein Company. Running time: 103 minutes -

"In theory, the official hunt for the war criminals in Bosnia continues to this day... However, the two most wanted men, Radovan Karadzic and Rtoco Mladic – continue to elude the U.S., the United Nations, the European Union, NATO, The Hague and all in the civilized world who claiming to be looking for them.

In the ten years that Radovan Karadzic has been on the run, he has published two books and one play. Perhaps if the International Community opened a summerstock theater... but they are probably too busy "searching" for Osama Bin Laden.

You should also know that the United States took out several full page Wanted ads in the local Bosnian papers to show the world it was serious about catching these war criminals ... of course, they listed an 800 number that could be only used in America."

"Only the most ridiculous parts are true" (screenshots) -

"Hey, yesterday, I met someone."
     "What’s he like?"
"Not bad, but not sure."
     "Send me his photos."
(emails photos)
"What do you think? "
     "Mmm… likely an honest person."
"How can you tell?"
     "Do you have sense?"
"Often makes me a fool."
     "Just look into the eyes."
"Which photo?"
     "All three."
"Well of course all of them have eyes!"

Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner in 2006, part 1.

Today is Earth Day, 2008.

"Forty-five King Features cartoonists are doing Earth Day-themed comics Tuesday, the syndicate announced Monday afternoon.

The cartoons address Earth Day in a number of ways, ranging from funny to very serious.

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